Abel Pirela is Giving Us a Bum's Rush

Somewhere out there a bakery is missing some cake. There's a fruit tree missing a peach. There is a trunk missing its junk, and a pirate is missing his booty. Could steamy online personality Abel Pirela be guilty? After all, his backside could qualify as a smooth criminal. It should be illegal to have such a perfect badonkadonk, but only a lucky few are pressing charges in the form of subscriptions to his OnlyFans account.

But you don't need a credit card to see what Abel has in tow. His social media accounts are stuffed with shots of his most notable asset. The incredibly hot Spanish-speaking influencer, who is originally from Venezuela, isn't shy about giving fans what they came for. With over 87,000 followers on TikTok and 728,000 on Instagram, Abel is giving everyone his bum's rush.