Twitter Loses it for Gay Soccer Prompt

Andrea Marks Joseph READ TIME: 2 MIN.

If you've been on Twitter at all recently, you'll have seen the seemingly endless stream of "They were insane for this, but it's just x." Today we celebrate the version of this thread that invited users to share their favorite photos, gifs, and videos of international soccer players being very "rainbow-emoji-followed by a series of question marks" coded. These are tweets that would make the homophobic dog meme appear in an instant.

To be clear, we're not making any assumptions or proclamations about anyone's sexuality. This is simply appreciation of gorgeous sportsmen showing their affection for each other, sometimes with a gentle touch, other times with fierce full-body emotion. This is about us taking a moment to enjoy the longing gazes, the neck kisses, the enthusiastic jumping on top of teammates and caressing their beautiful faces. This is about... professional soccer.





These serve as vital reminders that a strong, powerful gaze can say so much, and mean so much...





With all the blood, sweat, and tears that go into making a team work well together, every goal scored and every win means so much. The best (read: gayest) moments happen when players celebrating these moments feels triumphantly romantic. For those of us watching the game, when we witness their radiant, emotional joy, it can feel like a window into an intimate (potentially secret) relationship.



Random forehead and neck kisses; rolling around on the field... on top of your teammate, while your legs wrap around his body... What more could you ask for?





Paris Saint-Germain players Kylian Mbappé and Lionel Messi, and Real Madrid player Luka Modrić, can always be found at the scene of some eyebrow-raising activities.




England national team player Jude Bellingham and Norwegian Manchester City striker, Erling Haaland, too. Sometimes even together.





Things you'd expect to see at a soccer game: Dramatic goal saves, sweaty men running hard, audiences cheering. Things you may not have known to expect: Fingers shoved into teammates' butts; players' thighs thrusting together; one soccer player face down in another's lap. And who among us hasn't at some point begun play-fighting with someone handsome just so that we can rake our hands through their hair?






Some of our favorites capture genuinely cozy, sweet moments between two players:




But it's not just the soccer players. Their team managers, too!


There are hundreds of these tweets -literally over 700 as we type this- filled with scenes both tender and horny (even a combination of the two, if you prefer) on the professional soccer field. We have done the serious and important work of sorting through them to share with you. If you enjoyed these, we highly recommend you do an in-depth scroll through the quote-tweets for some other gems we couldn't fit into this. You'll be met with layers upon layers of gay soccer moments to dive into. And perhaps a new interest in sports may rise up within you...



by Andrea Marks Joseph

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